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Saturday, April 2, 2011

Why Rebecca Black Doesn't Suck



Where were you when you were 13? Making Yo Mama jokes and bloating over how you just got unlimited texting?

When you compare her lyrics, that she wrote herself, to Lady Gaga's song: "Boys, Boys, Boys"

"Boys, boys, boys
We like boys in cars
Boys, boys, boys
Buy us drinks in bars
Boys, boys, boys
With hairspray and denim

Boys, boys, boys

We love them
We love them"

Shouldn't there be a difference in the sophisticativity (I know I made that word up) of the song?

Or how about Katy Perry's song "E.T." It's basically a song about aliens and Kanye West having sex with them. So give the girl some credit, because she can sing well (without autotune.)

4 comments:

  1. Its not that I think she sucks, I just dont like the song.

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  2. Same. And when she sings the song without autotune, she can actually sing! (Except the word Friday, she still says that weird)

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  3. Hmm. I'd like to hear it without autotune.

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  4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3GnaCmcMZo
    Go nuts, haha

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