This entire website - minus, oh say..... I dont know, 400 some odd cruddy old posts - have moved to a more
professional, better quality, and most importantly, snazzier site!

Yes, you're right, the new site features my past greatest posts, without the awful ones, and all new
ones to come!

Come visit or I'll throw you into a vortex of lava for still being on this old site!
**The link actually works now. Enjoy!


Thursday, April 21, 2011

Spring Break isnt just for school!

Posting has come to a halt. Bloggers have left.
Be  back soon!

Besides, you're not missing anything good.
I mean, who cares that your smart phone is tracking your every waking move? Right?

Sunday, April 17, 2011

The coolest track on Canvas Rider, EVER

And the best part is, you only have to hit the up arrow key!
(If it doesnt work, hold the up key and hold backspace for a few seconds.)

No, I did not make this, but I wish I did!

Check it out!
http://canvasrider.com/tracks/765501

Crazy Super Fast Awesome Rail Gun WILL Kill You


At 1 MPS (Mile Per Second), you're dead.

Chromercise Bands Still Available!


Visit this link before it's too late!
https://spreadsheets1.google.com/spreadsheet/viewform?formkey=dDFHNDN5V0IxQW1iU015SXF1d0pEdmc6MQ&ndplr=1

What an ungrateful....... BITCH!: Our President.

"The Oval Office, I always thought I was going to have really cool phones and stuff," he said during a small fundraising event at a Chicago restaurant. "I'm like, c'mon guys, I'm the president of the United States. Where's the fancy buttons and stuff and the big screen comes up? It doesn't happen."

Wow. Just. Wow. 
That's all I have to say.