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Thursday, November 18, 2010

You Park Like An A*bleep*hole

One of the most genius websites: http://youparklikeanasshole.com/

This site allows you to anonymously post a note on someones car who may have parked wrongfully, taken up 2 spaces in a crowded parking lot, insert bad language here.

However, reading the hate mail is the best:
"You people are going to get someone killed. My vehicle was parked on my property and someone put your asshole notice on it. Be advised, I am armed and will shoot and kill the next person who trespasses on my property. Consider this an official warning."

"[BLEEEEEP] YOU and whoever put the “notice” on my car… damaging my windshield wiper.
I’d like to track you down and cut your heart out and feed it to my dogs. Creep. Asshole. Who appointed you the parking God?
Atually, I’d also cut your kidneys out and force you to chew them down."
Buddy, you spelled actually wrong.... :)

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