How To #1 Create a Decoy to Hide Valuables

Are you the family and coworker e-waste recycling plant? I know I am. What to do with whatever you can't fix and what you don't want?

Turn them into things like this:

How? Usually, products have a few screws on the bottom. Once you open it, unscrew any and all screws, and you have an empty body.

For example:
This alarm clock was only 3 screws. The buttons make it seem more realistic, to keep them on, use something simple. Don't over think! I used tape

In case you over observe my photo, yes, my iPod has a crack down the middle.