This entire website - minus, oh say..... I dont know, 400 some odd cruddy old posts - have moved to a more
professional, better quality, and most importantly, snazzier site!

Yes, you're right, the new site features my past greatest posts, without the awful ones, and all new
ones to come!

Come visit or I'll throw you into a vortex of lava for still being on this old site!
**The link actually works now. Enjoy!


Tuesday, November 1, 2011

QUESTION EVERYTHING.



You know that pretty iPhone background, that same picture of the earth we always see?

<----------------This one?

Yeah.

Well guess what.


<-----------------FAKE

Well, now you know.

Monday, October 31, 2011

The truth of Words With Friends

Let's face it: There's no winning that game without cheating.

I'm telling you right now: One of your friends is going to start cheating (getting 80, 62 and 78 point words that are clearly too advanced for their own personal vocabulary.)

They're going to send you messages saying "I thought you were smart" and "I SWEAR I didn't cheat on that word" but the two words  end up being: Bough and Leer.

Perhaps they were Fay or Sows.
Pelts or Helms.
Node or Orcas.

Yet these words, no matter the length, turn out to be upwards of 75 points each.
Perhaps the three letter word will be doubled up, spelling Fa, Wo or Oy
"Words" you'd expect to see the characters of a Japanese Anime show to blurt out.

Don't let them win.
Play their game.
Cheat too.

Why do such an dishonorable thing?
To shove it in their faces that you too can be not only "smart," but intelligent.

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Question.

Why is it that the US government is run by the Democratic and Republican party?
Why is it that the independent party runners are made to look like fools by the mass media?(Which might I add, is owned by FIVE companies COMBINED.)

The last non democrat or republican was in 1850, a whig named Millard Filmore.
"Americans have had elephants and donkeys as president ever since."
-Yahoo writer

Why?!