If board games were real.... We'd be screwed

Sandwich in a can...... what has the world come to!

Now this is unreal!
So let's say you're a store that wants to buy the 24 pack. The cost would be $3 a can without any profit!
I wasn't kidding......
http://markonefoods.com/product.html

Damn it! Who Invited MySpace!

Myspace makes an unwanted appearance at Facebook's roast........
Genius.

Finally! Those Harley Riders from South Park will be ticketed!

Note to all Harley and Car Modders:
If you thought speed cameras were annoying, you've got something coming.
And Thank God too.



Attention Whores beware:

It's amazing where some site views come from...... Number TWO (Yes, I had to write 2 out... For effect)

Yes. It's true. My ad appears on Ask.com when you type in "Famous Italian People"

Why? That's beyond me.

A real game for Android? What. Preposterous?

Believe it. GTA for Droid (And iPhone too - but there is already another GTA - so who cares)
This game makes Gangstar look like............... Dirt.

The Spanish Ad Council is RUDE.

I took this picture last summer in Barcelona, Spain.

Now. Think about it. You're in SPAIN. And you see a sign on a telephone pole. When you read it, you notice that it's in English. No, it isn't welcoming tourists. It's telling them not to pee in the street.

Thanks Spain!

Shoot a 360 degree video from an iPhone. Duuuuude. This is the future of video.

Too bad it's a hefty $100 for the device.... And another trillion for the iPhone.

This would make CAPCHA's fun

Just saying.

Why Apple's newest stunt is absolutely (Insert worst curse word you can think of here with an "ing" at the end) ridiculous!

Ok. As you may have heard, Apple is using iPad's (Yeah, those $500 and up tablets) as product labels.



Personally, I'm really upset with them for making this decision. Why? Scroll down a few lines.

So let's say there are AT LEAST 40 displays in a Mac store (Definitely more on average)
Apple brags that there are more than 300 Apple stores worldwide on their site, so let's say there are 301.
Lastly, iPad's cost a minimum of $500 to buy.

When you calculate all of that up, that's an absolute MINIMUM of  $6,020,000 not only wasted in an economic viewpoint, but these iPads could have been donated to hospitals, colleges, schools, the homeless, me, ANYONE!

And anyone who's ever been to an Apple store knows that these devices are going to be COVERED in fingerprint grease! I just don't understand what went through their heads when they agreed to do this! Think about it, were they trying to save paper?! iPads are made in CHINA! How is that environmentally friendly?!

WTF Apple!

What an ungrateful....... BITCH!: Our President.

"The Oval Office, I always thought I was going to have really cool phones and stuff," he said during a small fundraising event at a Chicago restaurant. "I'm like, c'mon guys, I'm the president of the United States. Where's the fancy buttons and stuff and the big screen comes up? It doesn't happen."